Critics would give my life an A-!
Well, you certainly burned a lot of money to get here, didn’t you? Not that it didn’t pay off. Many have said that it’s not possible to have a good film that incorporates everything, and your life is proof of that. It incorporates everything, but that doesn’t make it exciting to watch. Amid the confusion there might be some plot, but one things for sure, everyone’ll find something they want, from violence to romance. So the critics will love it, and the fans will hate it; the critics will accuse the fans of not being artistic enough, the fans will accuse the critics of being too psychotic. And amid all the namecalling, publicity for your movie will soar, reeling in record returns on the millions you spent blowing up those fourteen aircraft carriers. Well played, bud.